/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He hit the accelerator on the freeway knowing that the wizard had told him that he wasn't going to die for another 40 years

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“Sometimes while I’m driving I get these fleeting impulses to drive into oncoming traffic,”

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'Teehee, now you can't see', the small child said as she put her hands over my eyes

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I panicked when I noticed a small, darkened lump on the side of my breast.

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My daughter kept trying to trick the “tooth fairy” by placing random tooth shaped items beneath her pillow, even though I told her she can easily spot a fake.

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He tried to warn her about his split personality.

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I always wanted to come back to life after I died.

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I hid my smile while my sobbing wife told me how our daughter jumped off a bridge.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He hit the accelerator on the freeway knowing that the wizard had told him that he wasn't going to die for another 40 years	535
“Sometimes while I’m driving I get these fleeting impulses to drive into oncoming traffic,”	533
[deleted by user]	533
'Teehee, now you can't see', the small child said as she put her hands over my eyes	529
I panicked when I noticed a small, darkened lump on the side of my breast.	527
[deleted by user]	525
My daughter kept trying to trick the “tooth fairy” by placing random tooth shaped items beneath her pillow, even though I told her she can easily spot a fake.	522
He tried to warn her about his split personality.	522
I always wanted to come back to life after I died.	521
I hid my smile while my sobbing wife told me how our daughter jumped off a bridge.	520